World's Best Wildlife

This has to be among the best wildlife photos ever... Anaconda and the buffalo (world's best wildlife pic)

Tongue Twisters

Try reading these sentences quickly...

Peter bought a butter, The butter Peter bought was bitter, So Peter Bought A better butter,To make the bitter butter better.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuckif a woodchuck could chuck wood?He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,and chuck as much wood as a wood chuck wouldif a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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Which witch wished which wicked wish?
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
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She sells sea shells by the sea shore. The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore,I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
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A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!"So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
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Betty Botter had some butter, But, she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter.But a bit of better butter that would make my batter better. So she bought a bit of butter,better than her bitter butter, And she baked it in her batter,and the batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
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A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.
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Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.
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A bitter biting bittern Bit a better brother bittern, And the bitter better bittern Bit the bitter biter back. And the bitter bittern, bitten, By the better bitten bittern,Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"
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Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesawBefore Soar saw See,Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw,See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw!
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Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south. These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;Sheep should sleep in a sack...

Good One-Jokes

1. A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
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2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD, After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
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3. Three FASTEST means of Communication:
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
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4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
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5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral: BE SPECIFIC
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7. Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says: we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says: No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
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8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
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9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
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10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
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11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
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NAIL IN THE FENCE

Please read all the way down to the last sentence.

(Most importantly the last sentence)

There once was a little boy who had a bad

temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails

and told him that every time he lost his

temper, he must hammer a nail into the back

of the fence. The first day the boy had

driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next

few weeks, as he learned to control his

anger, the number of nails hammered daily

gradually dwindled down. He discovered

it was easier to hold his temper than to

drive those nails into the fence.

Finally the day came when the boy didn't

lose his temper at all. He told his father

about it and the father suggested that the

boy now pull out one nail for each day that

he was able to hold his temper.

The days passed and the young boy was finally

able to tell his father that all the nails

were gone. The father took his son by the

hand and led him to the fence. He said, "You

have done well, my son, but look at the

holes in the fence. The fence will never be

the same. When you say things in anger,

they leave a scar just like this one. You

can put a knife in a man and draw it out.

It won't matter how many times you say I'm

sorry, the wound is still there. " A verbal

wound is as bad as a physical one.

Please forgive me if I have ever left a hole.

"Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there."